Funny Beauty Quotes

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
- Aiken Drum
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
- Oscar Wilde
Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.
- Cindy Crawford
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
- Christopher Morley
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
- Serge Gainsbourg
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
- Henny Youngman
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
- Redd Foxx
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
- Henny Youngman

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